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  APPRECIATE the power of my flour

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  AS I HAVE grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake...

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  BECAUSE I'm your mother, that's why!

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  FRIENDS are the family we choose for ourselves

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  IF YOU ARE GROUCHY, irritable or just plain mean there will be a £10 charge for putting up with you!

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  LORD, if you won't make me skinny, please make my friends fat

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  MIDDLE AGE is when a broad mind and a narrow waist exchange places

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  REAL WOMEN don't have hot flushes they have power surges

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  THE WORLD is your lobster

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  WHEN LIFE GIVES you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day!

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